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Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

by heallven / 01/31/2013 at 7:26am / Miscellaneous

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  • He must've noticed Master Splinter crawling around your house...

    #1 - On 01/31/2013 at 12:42pm by Rosie_Posie43

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  • Hey, the customer is always right. You DID need those 5 extra large pizzas with extra cheese stuffed crust and extra salami topping. You DID need midnight seconds, too.
    You oughta give them a pizza your mind.

    #5 - On 01/31/2013 at 12:44pm by Pleonasm

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