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He must've noticed Master Splinter crawling around your house...
Hey, the customer is always right. You DID need those 5 extra large pizzas with extra cheese stuffed crust and extra salami topping. You DID need midnight seconds, too.
You oughta give them a pizza your mind.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015