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Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21820) - you deserved it (7954)

On 01/28/2013 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Tic-Tacs work well. No worries, my fiancée is brutally honest as well. It's helpful sometimes rather than running around as a fool.

#3 - On 01/29/2013 at 5:44am by StormfrontX33

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Mentos! They work wonders!

#1 - On 01/29/2013 at 5:42am by twiztedone

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