By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
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mclauren29 22

Does his cats breath smell like cat food?

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oj101 33

Tell him that the only pussy he'll see that night is the cat.

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chocolateisyum 12

Maybe you should invest in a toothbrush, toothpaste, chewing gum and mints. It can't hurt.

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DocBastard 38

So...his cat's breath is minty fresh, right? Right?

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Enslaved 36

People with halitosis always seem to be the ones that want to talk the most. Lol I'm sure the OP's boyfriend would have loved to hear those words of encouragement but couldn't get passed her dragon breath. :P

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False_Stupidity 41

Cat breath you mean... (yes I know what you meant)

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bReLiNg 18

Now I understand you realllyyy wanted that Pokemon game, but I don't think it was reasonable to lower yourself to cat food standards OP.

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charvisioku 22

Holy shit you must have an epic memory :p

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buckdharma 36

Maybe you should stop licking your ass op.

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