Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22224) - you deserved it (1722)
On 01/27/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by dynah114 (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)
fucking teen cunts's life also sucksToday, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves.…
Kasey103 also deserved itToday, I had lunch with an attractive foreign exchange student from Dresden. After…
Well just don't eat one and put it on Youtube.
#1 - On 01/27/2013 at 7:26pm by CheeseTron
See in context
+308 | 13
And let the Giovanni Plowman jokes begin.
#3 - On 01/27/2013 at 7:28pm by EsOSiQueEs
+114 | 14
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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