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Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26982) - you deserved it (2061)

On 01/27/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by dynah114 (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

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Well just don't eat one and put it on Youtube.

#1 - On 01/27/2013 at 7:26pm by CheeseTron

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And let the Giovanni Plowman jokes begin.

#3 - On 01/27/2013 at 7:28pm by EsOSiQueEs

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