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Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30274) - you deserved it (17037)

On 01/27/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by LucidNightmare - United States (Colorado)

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At least your stalker is looking out for your health...

#4 - On 01/27/2013 at 6:03am by carry_on

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You could do so much better, don't cheat on your diet, it's not worth it.

#1 - On 01/27/2013 at 6:00am by anabelgraceaxton

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