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Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32271) - you deserved it (5483)

On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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I would not like it Sam I am.

#1 - On 01/24/2013 at 3:52am by joshiepo0

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Sounds fun to me.

#2 - On 01/24/2013 at 3:52am by mrbattleman

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