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Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26912) - you deserved it (2157)

On 01/22/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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You should see opportunity here.

Set up a condom stand in the hallway.

#8 - On 01/23/2013 at 5:57am by Connect

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Call the cops on them when they're in "business".

#1 - On 01/23/2013 at 5:49am by nickjam19

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