Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML
I agree, your life sucks (38954) - you deserved it (3989)
On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his…
Shuttie also deserved itToday, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately…
Hmm weird. That usually works.
#1 - On 01/18/2013 at 12:50pm by Coop817
See in context
+445 | 19
I smell a challenge.
#3 - On 01/18/2013 at 12:50pm by SHAMUS_the_WITTY
+245 | 17
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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