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Today, I was having a conversation with my mother during which I described something as being pungent. She thought I had made up the word, so I grabbed the dictionary to show her that I hadn't. She then became enraged, threw the dictionary at my head and told me never to talk to her again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25408) - you deserved it (2374)

On 01/17/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by Mizzaroo - United States (Washington)

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Can you imagine playing scrabble with that nutter? It would be so vapid.

#2 - On 01/17/2013 at 6:00am by Pleonasm

See in context

+190 | 23

Maybe she should have looked up the definition of "overreaction"

#4 - On 01/17/2013 at 6:02am by yup93

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