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Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML


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On 01/16/2013 at 1:28pm - misc - by Kendra_Nine (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Ew track pants are unat'track'tive

#1 - On 01/16/2013 at 4:14pm by aliyourpally

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She is right, yoga pants is the way to go.

#7 - On 01/16/2013 at 4:16pm by ICastillo

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