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Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31522) - you deserved it (2802)

On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)

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FYL for being found out and having to terminate the operation.

#2 - On 01/16/2013 at 3:35am by YUNOFML

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Whatever, more cauliflower for you.

#1 - On 01/16/2013 at 3:34am by honestsleep

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