Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25708) - you deserved it (1832)
On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)
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FYL for being found out and having to terminate the operation.
#2 - On 01/16/2013 at 3:35am by YUNOFML
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+189 | 12
Whatever, more cauliflower for you.
#1 - On 01/16/2013 at 3:34am by honestsleep
+106 | 8
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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