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Today, I told my mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luther King Jr. day. She then insisted that I had to go to school because that is "only for black people." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30616) - you deserved it (1911)

On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

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I'm assuming you got your dads brains?

#1 - On 01/16/2013 at 2:54am by Charmillionaire

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With her logic, they should have a Ceasar Chavez day because I need a break.

#2 - On 01/16/2013 at 2:55am by PenguinBitch

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