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Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27540) - you deserved it (1961)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm - misc - by PeeFlavouredFloss (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Yeah, you're definitely right. As a microbiology student, I can tell you that aquatic bacteria are generally more badass than those that thrive on hard surfaces. Ground bacteria usually abide by the 5 second rule because they respect the law, but aquatic species are outlaws. They don't give a fuck. I actually saw "fuck the police" tattooed on an aquatic bacterium's head one time. You don't mess with them.

#6 - On 01/14/2013 at 3:15am by Schizomaniac

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It would explain the yellow stains on his teeth.

#1 - On 01/14/2013 at 3:09am by OnlyAvailableID

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