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Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with my girlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake my mother. My girlfriend came and swung open the door onto my foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30225) - you deserved it (4624)

On 01/13/2013 at 7:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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This reminds me of when Spongebob pushed the sofa onto Squidward's foot. I always had to look away...not that I watch Spongebob...*bad poker face*

#1 - On 01/13/2013 at 1:34pm by misspulkadot24

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If you cant get a midnight snack with your girlfriend in your moms house with her knowing you must be too young to have your girlfriend at your moms house that late anyway

#4 - On 01/13/2013 at 1:35pm by kra1985

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