Today, trying to be sweet, I told my girlfriend that I'm so happy we met one another. She muttered, "Well, that makes one of us." FML
I agree, your life sucks (24364) - you deserved it (2053)
On 01/11/2013 at 5:22pm - misc - by wtf did i do?? (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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Why do you have to try to be sweet? Are you normally a bitter dick?
#6 - On 01/11/2013 at 11:06pm by perdix
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Maybe you caught her in a bad mood?
#2 - On 01/11/2013 at 11:02pm by megpie20693
+50 | 9
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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