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Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.
I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016