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Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26177) - you deserved it (8142)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

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Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.

#3 - On 01/10/2013 at 1:01pm by ICastillo

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I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.

#5 - On 01/10/2013 at 1:01pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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