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Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
Oh yeah that breed of dog is awesome, very loyal, but they have a bad habit of humping things.
I thought the Dumbledore was a breed of goat, with the really long beard and all... The canine version of this would be pretty awesome.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015