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Today, my husband and I found the perfect house, in our price range and everything we wanted in a house. However, the street it's on is called "Arbour Butte Road". My husband refuses to buy it because he doesn't want it to sound like he lives "in a tree's ass." I'm married to an idiot. FML

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who names a street 'arbour butte road'?

#2 - On 01/10/2013 at 6:09am by Mirailecious

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I'd have bought it just SO I could fill out "Arbour Butte Road" every time I had to write an address.

#4 - On 01/10/2013 at 6:10am by gntfmlingnow

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