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Today, my dad learned that it's possible to power a lightbulb with a potato. Since then, he's been going around the house removing all the plugs from the wall and plugging them into potatoes instead. He's absolutely baffled as to why it won't work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22454) - you deserved it (1685)

On 01/09/2013 at 2:23pm - misc - by Darkandcold - United Kingdom (Devon)

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Pft potatoes only go so far.. Now bananas...

#1 - On 01/09/2013 at 6:12pm by lilhellian

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Potatoes might be able to conduct electricity, but flaming tacos can do so much more.

#5 - On 01/09/2013 at 6:15pm by FlamingTacos

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