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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27433) - you deserved it (3369)

On 01/09/2013 at 11:48am - misc - by lovingthis - United States (Florida)

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I sing to mine to cheer him up and keep him in a good mood.

#1 - On 01/09/2013 at 1:07pm by ICastillo

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He was remembering the places it went to

#4 - On 01/09/2013 at 1:09pm by LolFMLnot

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