Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML
I agree, your life sucks (50564) - you deserved it (4849)
On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States
habassistant's life also sucksToday, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started…
ELparano also deserved itToday, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I…
I am sure she was joking - if not, that is depressing..
#2 - On 01/09/2013 at 1:06pm by shaniahthecurlyl
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+179 | 6
She should of swallowed that load then.
#4 - On 01/09/2013 at 1:07pm by fuzzbuck1
+129 | 4
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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