Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML

by Anonymous / 01/09/2013 at 2:02am / Israel / Miscellaneous

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  • He practicing for when you start dating, if you haven't already. It'll finally explain why your dates are so uncomfortable. And it's better than a weapon threat.

    Your dad is a genius!

    #1 - On 01/09/2013 at 10:15am by ManInTheMachine

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  • Maybe he just wants to use it so that you can't elope.

    #5 - On 01/09/2013 at 10:17am by 123man

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