Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45012) - you deserved it (2566)
On 01/07/2013 at 11:16pm - misc - by legitweirdo - United States (New York)
Sawarski's life also sucksToday, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and…
EffUrEll also deserved itToday, while at work, a Beatles song came on the radio. I jokingly said, "These guys are…
Hope he made a wish first.
#3 - On 01/08/2013 at 2:59am by talloctopus
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+173 | 7
Ugh...*heebie jeebie dance*
#1 - On 01/08/2013 at 2:58am by pinkpixie06
+164 | 11
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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