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Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41540) - you deserved it (2340)

On 01/07/2013 at 11:16pm - misc - by legitweirdo - United States (New York)

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Hope he made a wish first.

#3 - On 01/08/2013 at 2:59am by talloctopus

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Ugh...*heebie jeebie dance*

#1 - On 01/08/2013 at 2:58am by pinkpixie06

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