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Today, I bought myself a pair of beautiful, hand-crafted earrings with lighthouses on them. My mother was quick to point out the lighthouses look like dicks. I don't think I can ever wear them again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11624) - you deserved it (3284)

On 01/05/2013 at 5:04pm - misc - by musicalducky (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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You can always return them! Or just embrace the fact that it'll look like you're wearing penis earrings.

#1 - On 01/06/2013 at 4:44am by PantyGAMES

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I love when overly honest mothers point out things AFTER the fact. "Oh honey, that dress is not flattering." "Thanks mom. Now off to prom..."

#10 - On 01/06/2013 at 5:05am by misspulkadot24

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