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Today, I bought myself a pair of beautiful, hand-crafted earrings with lighthouses on them. My mother was quick to point out the lighthouses look like dicks. I don't think I can ever wear them again. FML
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You can always return them! Or just embrace the fact that it'll look like you're wearing penis earrings.
I love when overly honest mothers point out things AFTER the fact. "Oh honey, that dress is not flattering." "Thanks mom. Now off to prom..."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 April 2015