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Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8322) - you deserved it (26121)

On 01/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by anonymous - United States

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It's hard rock that makes you rock hard!

Hehe

#3 - On 01/05/2013 at 1:11pm by gc327072

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This could finally answer their question of "Is our son gay?"

#13 - On 01/05/2013 at 1:15pm by shireman97

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