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Today, after I finally laid down from a long day and was about to fall asleep, I realized I forgot to set my alarm. I don't own an alarm clock and my alarm is on my phone. Which was in my car. I live on 15th floor of an apartment building and our parking garage is across the street. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31599) - you deserved it (8989)

On 01/03/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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That's why you bring your phone wherever you go. Lesson learned.

#2 - On 01/03/2013 at 5:54am by bwzwally8

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Maybe you should put the timer on your oven or microwave to go off when you need to get up?

#7 - On 01/03/2013 at 6:00am by applexj

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