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Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (49971) - you deserved it (7332) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by aelia_oups - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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She's rude!

#1 - On 12/31/2012 at 7:23pm by dancer4moon

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At least she didn't try and kill you herself. With that being said: Your mom is rude.
***Didn't see that first comment there, sorry.

#2 - On 12/31/2012 at 7:23pm by breakingbad

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