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Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML


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On 12/31/2012 at 1:13pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

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Was he driving you up the wall with his laughter?

#1 - On 12/31/2012 at 5:04pm by UberNova

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If you were able to drive yourself to the hospital, it couldn't be too bad.

#4 - On 12/31/2012 at 5:08pm by ksks1234

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