Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happened to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. FML

by bpruitt95 / 12/31/2012 at 1:46am / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

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  • Since everyone was drunk, remove the black jacket and pretend like someone else.

    #2 - On 12/31/2012 at 5:57am by pradip

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  • Ask your neighboring drunk buddy and tell him he looks cold and that you feel like being nice and let him borrow your jacket.

    #4 - On 12/31/2012 at 6:02am by kakarot2

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