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Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happened to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. FML
Since everyone was drunk, remove the black jacket and pretend like someone else.
Ask your neighboring drunk buddy and tell him he looks cold and that you feel like being nice and let him borrow your jacket.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.