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Today, I was at a party. Everyone was drunk, and I happened to overhear someone say, "Where's that guy in the black jacket? I'm going to beat his ass!" I wouldn't have thought anything of it, had I not been the only one wearing a black jacket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24458) - you deserved it (2946)

On 12/31/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by bpruitt95 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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Since everyone was drunk, remove the black jacket and pretend like someone else.

#2 - On 12/31/2012 at 5:57am by pradip

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Ask your neighboring drunk buddy and tell him he looks cold and that you feel like being nice and let him borrow your jacket.

#4 - On 12/31/2012 at 6:02am by kakarot2

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