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Today, I returned to Germany for a break from my studies abroad. I got lost while out for groceries, so I tried asking a guy for directions. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners not bothering to learn the local language. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19048) - you deserved it (4355)

On 12/30/2012 at 2:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Saarland)

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I'm friends with a girl who was an exchange student from Germany in high school and after a few months of being surrounded by English all the time, she even had a hard time talking to her parents on the phone.

#2 - On 12/30/2012 at 9:21pm by pheebs314

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I often fumble over my words when I've been studying broads.

#6 - On 12/30/2012 at 9:23pm by DocBastard

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