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Today, I went to a urinal next to an elderly gentleman. As I was doing my business, he zips up and begins to leave. On his way out, he leans over my shoulder and whispers in my ear, "That's nice". FML


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On 12/26/2012 at 11:03pm - misc - by hborkowski (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Awkward urinal moments are the reason I'm glad to be a girl

#6 - On 12/27/2012 at 3:37am by brittanyrmh_

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He reminds me of that old guy in family guy.

#3 - On 12/27/2012 at 3:31am by PenguinBitch

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