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Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
OP's cat is probably the only pussy he'll be getting.
It looks like you and your cat helped him start his future as a crazy cat man.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Saturday 1 March 2014