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Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32643) - you deserved it (2571)

On 12/26/2012 at 3:53am - misc - by Shelle (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Hey, those could come in handy... You know... If your house ever gets bombed and you happen to be on your period. Don't be so ungrateful.

#2 - On 12/26/2012 at 9:54am by gracehi

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better than nothing... or is it?

#1 - On 12/26/2012 at 9:54am by cockymofo

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