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Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23379) - you deserved it (2212)

On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by CambodianAsshole (man) - United States (California)

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I think it's a sign to get a car and a license

#3 - On 12/25/2012 at 6:13am by shaagy2760

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Well now that you have the road side assistance package, the only logical thing to do is get a license and go get a vehicle! Come on OP, think of all the money you'll save since your parents already got you the road-side assistance package...

#5 - On 12/25/2012 at 6:15am by thejewishfuhrer

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