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Today, whilst at my new step-dad's Christmas lunch, my mother spiked my drink so that I would look worse than her in front of her new mother-in-law. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32757) - you deserved it (2365)

On 12/24/2012 at 5:09am - misc - by heya - Australia (New South Wales)

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That's great parenting... Not

#1 - On 12/24/2012 at 12:55pm by snapplecap281

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That would still make your mom look bad,your children are a reflection of yourself after all

#7 - On 12/24/2012 at 1:01pm by TML329

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