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Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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On 12/19/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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Why would you do that if there was a chance someone like her father would see you?

#1 - On 12/19/2012 at 3:57pm by laurenlovesjb

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So? Think about the dad!

"Today, I was strolling through my backyard, when I heard my daughter and her friend in the pool. Thinking I could go say "hi" I went to go check on them. As soon as I stepped out of the bushes, my daughter's friend ran away screaming, naked, and slipped. Now I have to take her to the hospital. FML.

#10 - On 12/19/2012 at 4:03pm by bobbington9298

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