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Today, I was pulled over and administered a sobriety test due to an officer's suspicion that I was driving under the influence. I was completely sober, and, apparently, I suck at driving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18333) - you deserved it (10354)

On 12/16/2012 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.

#19 - On 12/16/2012 at 10:19am by saIty

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Take driving lessons

#5 - On 12/16/2012 at 10:07am by TipOfTheHat

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