Today, I was pulled over and administered a sobriety test due to an officer's suspicion that I was driving under the influence. I was completely sober, and, apparently, I suck at driving. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21383) - you deserved it (11415)
On 12/16/2012 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of…
Tasha_1996 also deserved itToday, after two weeks of being grounded, I was finally let out of the house by my mom. I…
Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God.
#19 - On 12/16/2012 at 10:19am by saIty
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+58 | 17
Take driving lessons
#5 - On 12/16/2012 at 10:07am by TipOfTheHat
+51 | 10
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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