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Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48615) - you deserved it (4493)

On 03/04/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by AznKoreanGuy (man) - United States (California)

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Please, PLEASE tell me she stormed off and refused to listen to you try to explain...meaning you still have the phone.

#2 - On 03/04/2009 at 2:10pm by musu

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With her own phone? What a douche.
And #13... getting her fired from that job for that incident, fine. Don't CONTINUE try to ruin someones life because you can't handle a little slap...

#16 - On 03/04/2009 at 4:10pm by PTERONOPHOBIA

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