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Today, my car is still in the shop, so I asked my psycho brother to drive me to the mall. He sped up to nearly 20km over the speed limit, so I shouted for him to stop before he got us both killed. He hit the brakes in the middle of an intersection, and wouldn't move again until I got out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25080) - you deserved it (7754)

On 12/15/2012 at 7:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

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20 km/h over the speed limit and you're freaking out? ydi for being an annoying backseat driver

#3 - On 12/15/2012 at 9:35pm by mikepzz

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If he's your older brother he's doing it right.

#2 - On 12/15/2012 at 9:30pm by loserboii

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