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Today, my son sprayed the bottom of my car and windows white with fake snow in Christmas cheer. He did a great job, except he used white spray paint instead of the fake snow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25479) - you deserved it (2151)

On 12/15/2012 at 6:48am - misc - by teejayrn - United States (North Carolina)

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Snow big deal. No need to flake out.

#11 - On 12/15/2012 at 10:04am by zingline89

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Now you can have a white Christmas, a white New Year, a white Valentine's Day, a white St. Patrick's Day, a white Easter...

#13 - On 12/15/2012 at 10:07am by DocBastard

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