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Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10962) - you deserved it (38543)

On 05/18/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by nothing (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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