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Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by nothing (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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i would probably say that when the ball is distracting me.

#1 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:05am by woahZERO

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I'm sure he understood what you meant after he thought about it.
He probably hears about his balls all the time.

#6 - On 05/18/2009 at 6:13am by redbluegreen

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