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Today, I went on a cruise. I gave my bags to a porter, and tipped him $5. Later that night, my bags still hadn't arrived at my room, and that's when I realized that I'd paid a fake porter to steal my bags. FML

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On 12/12/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by McFizzy321 - United States (Florida)

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Crafty bastard

#2 - On 12/13/2012 at 2:52am by sacrosanct2

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Report it. It's not like he swam away with your bags. I'm sure the ship security will investigate since you probably aren't the only victim.

#3 - On 12/13/2012 at 2:53am by Harpy20

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