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Today, while I was waitressing, I bent down to pick up a menu and accidentally farted, really loud, at my table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40069) - you deserved it (7488)

On 05/18/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Texas)

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