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Today, I came home to find all of the wood in my house either broken or gone. On the now legless table there was a note from my mother, saying that she needed the wood to build a boat, and that I will thank her when the world ends. FML

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On 12/09/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by woodless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You will, your mum's obviously the next noah!

#1 - On 12/09/2012 at 12:45pm by NoOneCaresReally

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She doesn't have very long to build her boat :o

#2 - On 12/09/2012 at 12:46pm by xactownife

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