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Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML

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On 12/08/2012 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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Today was my first day at my new job of being an oak tree. I dropped a branch on someone's new car. FML

#14 - On 12/08/2012 at 10:24am by AholeCop

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be glad you weren't in the car when it fell! :)

#3 - On 12/08/2012 at 10:17am by BurningGrannies

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