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Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13098) - you deserved it (1413)

On 11/28/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by stillshakinggd (man) - United States

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Senior citizens...sometimes dangerous,remember to think twice when an old lady asks you to help her cross the street.

#1 - On 11/28/2012 at 6:47pm by KhaeKhae1

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+116 | 3

At least you didn't get hit by a electric wheelchair drive by.

#6 - On 11/28/2012 at 6:49pm by easyprey

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+72 | 7

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