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Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
I'm sure this is the epitome of FML. Sorry OP, at least you were trying to be responsible.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015