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Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25376) - you deserved it (2912)

On 11/26/2012 at 3:13pm - misc - by Autocorrected - Philippines (Manila)

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Fuck your life indeed. It's really your parents fault though. I'm suggesting for Christmas buy your mother an ash tray, and your father sensible seasonings.

#3 - On 11/26/2012 at 4:52pm by liv_graham

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One time I drank my step-dad's chewing tobacco spit from a soda bottle. I feel your pain.

#8 - On 11/26/2012 at 4:54pm by FizzyApple

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