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Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML
Fuck your life indeed. It's really your parents fault though. I'm suggesting for Christmas buy your mother an ash tray, and your father sensible seasonings.
One time I drank my step-dad's chewing tobacco spit from a soda bottle. I feel your pain.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015