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Today, I found out the can of spray paint I got at Walmart yesterday has no spray nozzle, rendering it useless. I'm working on a project that needs to be done by the weekend, so I get to go wait in a huge line and risk being trampled to death tonight just to exchange one damn spray paint can. FML

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On 11/22/2012 at 9:56pm - misc - by Unfortunate Painter - United States (California)

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Just buy one from an art store with no Black Friday sale...then return the Walmart one tomorrow...

#1 - On 11/23/2012 at 6:00am by CaptNomNom

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You're clearly not thinking of the most efficient way to do this, OP.

#3 - On 11/23/2012 at 6:01am by Pretty_Pink_Lady

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