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Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5606) - you deserved it (26979)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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This is going straight to the favorites.

#2 - On 11/22/2012 at 2:48am by Le_Anonymous

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Did you get your penis back?

#4 - On 11/22/2012 at 2:50am by Helloilike_lacro

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