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Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML
Just a little grocery shopping, nothing to get all worked out about.
I love the smell of cardboard and new books, I'll give em a whiff or two while I shop. Nothing wrong with that.
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Friday 3 July 2015